Dead man walking

Well I'm dead.

Diary of a social welfare dependant: part 2

Okay so things are looking up for me I went in to the welfare office yesterday not expecting to be dealt with in a way I felt comfortable with. Because and lets just be brutally honest right here, most welfare officers are utter CUNTS.

And then.....and then I was offered a job in the same day, fucking delighted

Diary of a social welfare dependant: part 1

Okay, so I know its not come to that extreme for me BUT and this is a big but (heh big butt), I'm gonna have to go sign on today >.<. Normally I wouldn't mind getting free money off the government and (If you live in Ireland you'd understand this) god knows I deserve that money.

But the one thing I do have my reservations about is how long it will take to process my claim, my pregnant 19 year old sister has been waiting for about the last 6 months to get her money (big ass backdated pay), I mean what the fuck like a pregnant 19 year old living out of home has to wait 6 months before she can get the money that will let her split the rent with her boyfriend, get food and make them warm.

I'll be damned if I let that happen to me, I need to save up enough money to be able to visit my girlfriend in England and I know I'll just go insane if the welfare inspector that I'll be dealing with today flips me the bird and makes me wait months to get that money.

I think there might be something wrong with me

I'm still knackered tired, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH ME?!?! Is it too much to ask that I am allowed to get one decent nights sleep, but no I had to be awake when my sister came home from her first student night out, SHE ONLY STARTED FUCKING COLLEGE YESTERDAY FOR CHRIST SAKE.
I'm really starting to think that there might be something up with me.

I've never felt so freakin tired

God damnit you'd think seeing as I make it to bed every night for about 11ish o'clock I wouldn't be SO FUCKING TIRED, but no I have to get up and be in FÁS for half 8 every morning. Please mister Fás dude make it easier on me I'm begging you for my next course just make the clock in times around half 2 in the afternoon I miss my sleep in.

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I'm not kidding here either folks, I wake up every morning looking like this.|

And come home every evening looking like that _______________________>.

Oh well them's the draws I suppose, hopefully I'll be able to get a job with better hours than this.

21st Birthday madness

So it was my birthday on Saturday night and well let me tell you about insanity.

I headed out with my two sisters one of their boyfriends and their friend. We got together at my house for the usual pre drink banter and then proceded to head to Costelloe's tavern. We got there any way and the craic had already started without me most of the lads were there ahead of time .

But I suppose the night wasn't to be without some amount of drama 4 of the lads that came out for it got kicked out because 2 were underage and 2 didn't have ID. After much ass kissing I managed to get my sister who was underage kept inside the bar area.

Beer pong was the next order of business and I ended up getting owned we had about 3 or 4 games of beer pong we decided to leave as this barfly decided to put the moves on my 17 year old sister, now at that stage I was alright but after we left Charlie Chaplin's things took a weird turn.

We tried getting back to Costelloe's but by that time there was a bouncer  and my youngest sister and her friend didn't have any ID.

At that particular time in the frame of events it had started pissing rain so we legged it down to the hotel at the bottom of the street (Pery's). Anyone who knows limerick city will know that Catherine street on a Saturday night isn't the best part of town to be walking in but I digress, in fact I used to be a professional digresser.

We got into pery's and got our drinks, I was about halfway through a jack and coke when this dude came up to me asking me who the fuck I was.

Turns out I had gatecrashed this random girls 21st so my party all left then we got a cab back home.

I was told that by the end of the night I looked like this.

Yeah its true I did end up looking like this on Saturday haha

Enjoy you guys